i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I want her autograph on my taint
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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