ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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