grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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