Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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