im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
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its like you know when i get waxed
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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