just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
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