oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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