The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
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