how hairy? two words: wookie tits
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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