Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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