Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I don't deserve a penis
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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