How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I love having hate sex.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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