Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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