his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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