Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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