you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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