he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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