I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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