Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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