We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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