Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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