Ketchup is God's man juice
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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