yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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