Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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