And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Randomize