Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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