ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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