I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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