who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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