No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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