What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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