But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
