he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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