Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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