called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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