Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
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