You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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