The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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