we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Dicks are not precious.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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