My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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