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Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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