So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
