Dual....:-)
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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