Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
two words: eviction party
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
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