I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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