So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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