I love black thongs
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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