im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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