Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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