Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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