he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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