question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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