i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Randomize
