Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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